Team radio transmissions

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In the interest of transparency, full transcripts of the Team radio comms from the Chinese GP have now been made available. Selected quotes.

BMW: "Robert, can you get a close look at that Toyota diffuser?"
Kubica: "How about I bring some of it back with me?"

Kimi: "How many Hamiltons are there? That's the fourth one that's gone past me!"

Williams: "Kazuki. Be careful, the track's really wet now."
Nakajima: "It's okay, I'm not using the track!"

BMW: "Robert, there seems to be a problem with your nose."
Kubica: "Why does everyone have to talk about my nose?"

Ferrari: "Well, as we're not running KERS, at least we won't have any electrical problems!"
Massa: "&$%!!*$!"

McLaren: "Lewis, we're not sure about that last overtaking manoeuvre ... let Kimi past ... let Kimi past!"
Hamilton: "I already have ... several times!"